human

a tasty, annoying penis headed creature.

Man 1: your a human
Man 2: ree?! (kills man 1)

by penis headed goat April 26, 2019

Human

Not me

I am not human

by Alian December 15, 2019

Humans

Complex meatbags full of shit.

You fucking humans, you have killed yourselves just so you can get some more useless green papers.

by Go-swami September 5, 2019

Human

Annoying things that live on planet earth

Human make stupid jokes and annoy the shit out of me

by Theunkownpersonofearth June 7, 2017

Human

howfully you know what that is i mean its what the fuck you are if youre reading this now stop searching shit you all know

i am a human that searched human in the urban dictionary

by logan blackburnllllllllllllllo November 30, 2017

Human

A creature that seems to be trying to kill the planet

Humans man, they really ruffle my jimmies

by Not a fax machine March 4, 2018

Human

The state of which any semi-intelligent, narcissistic, selfish, loud, obnoxious organisims have reached the limit of their limited mental capacity and slowly sit down to wither away and die, while contemplating whether to pull the trigger of the loaded 12-gauge shotgun positioned in their mouth.

Her: What do you think of this species Gabe?
Me: Awful, utterly distasteful, just human

by Gabe654123 March 7, 2017