Human Lampshade

The act of inserting a wire up the ass of someone who has recently hung them self, to the connect to a light bulb in the mouth - acting as a human lampshade,

"Hey did you hear that Spencer hung himself last night?"

"Yea that sucks, but he'd want us to turn him into a Human Lampshade"

by BigApplez June 16, 2015

Human Oreo

It's basically a white person in between 2 black people

Yo I was walking down the street and I saw a person taking a picture of a Human Oreo.

by AlrightFam June 24, 2016

human pikachu

Denki Kaminari from class 1A. Originates from the anime BNHA. Has same quirk as Pikachu from Pokèmon.

Bakugou: Darn Human Pikachu! IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!

by AsunaTododeku January 27, 2020

Humayrah

A beautiful and loved girl that gets simped for by too many retards. She is honest, reliable and helpful and is always there for her friends. She's bad at choosing boyfriends and often gets hurt over them - treat her right assholes.

Humayrah is my baby.

by xTheSwan May 2, 2021

Human suffering

The result of amogus and the limitations of the primitive human mind

Mentally ill Amogus person A: When imposter is… amogus amogus amogus
Person trying to hold on to their sanity: Make it end make the suffering stop please god no. The amogus human suffering will never end I guess. The only true way to defeat it is to become one with the amogus the very thing I hate.

by Iwannadiepleaseendthesuffering May 9, 2021

the design is very human

Misspelling of “the design is very humane”. Comes from the Chinese TikToker @humg….0 (formerly @hmg….4) known for making *very* inhumane, unnecessarily cruel inventions that lead to the mutilation and destruction of mannequins. The tagline is used in every video. When used as slang, it is a response to overly complex concepts/contraptions

Here is a contraption I made to prevent snoring. The design is very human.
*cue video of mannequin getting decapitated*

by Rhythm Heaven March 5, 2023

Human Tea Kettle

When you blow a nasty vape into someone of the feminine sex's pussy hole. In which, large continuous amount of vape will exit some areas such as the ears, nose,eye lids, ass, and most importantly mouth. In doing so the female will create a high pitched scream. As long as its done correctly, you're a good distance away, you're on drugs, and you're squinting, it will sound and appear as a tea kettle right before your very eyes. After words, if you tilt or elevate the female in a way that the genitalia is above a cup, liquid exit due to large amounts of condensation!

" Dude, I'm not feeling well."-Remy

"I'll get you some tea."-Barry B.

"But we don't have any."-Remy

"I'll just Human Tea Kettle Hannah."-Barry B.

by Don Juan Ribero October 20, 2016