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Honest Mechanic

A species of homosapien believed to be extinct. At the start of the 20th century with the dawn of the car, there were in fact believed to be several (reproducing...?) species existing, but it was sure that by the 30's they were only a mystery.

It has now been used as an oxymoron to refer to a person that is clearly not what they seem like.

Recently, it has been used in conjunction with when the economy picks up.
A: "Dude, I swear she was hungry for some serious di-"
B: "-You'll find yourself an honest mechanic before you tap that. Admit it."

Or...

A: "I KNEW she wanted some, but I had to be home by 11. If I would have stayed I knew she would have gone all the way."
B: "You'll get yourself an honest mechanic like that when the economy picks up."
by Ultraturtle January 24, 2011
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honest engine

Honest engine is like the triple dog dare of swearing or promises. If someone asks you honest engine you have to tell the truth and if someone discovers you lied on an honest engine you are an ass hole and they will never forgive you. Can be used as a verb, question, or statement.
Friend 1: Did you sleep with my girlfriend?
Friend 2: No I swear I didn't.
Friend 1: Honest engine?
Friend 2: Honest engine I didn't sleep with your girlfriend.

Or

I know he was telling the truth he honest engined it.

Or

Honest engine I did not cheat on that test.
by Honest Engine June 12, 2007
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honestreporting

A biggoted web site promoting anti-Islamic hate, and egregiously pro-Israel propaganda. A dishonestly named site.
www.honestreporting.org
by apoo July 26, 2004
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Honest abe

Before receiving head, you shave your pubs and keep them close by, (preferably a night stand or in hand) then when your done getting dome you bust all around her mouth and sprinke the pubs on her face. This will create the appearance of a luxurious beard, much like that of Abraham Lincoln.
I picked up some dirty skank and gave her the honest abe. She pepper sprayed me immediately after
by Big Billa December 13, 2006
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Lez Be Honest

Another way to call a girl a Lesbian. The est in honest is not part of the word. :P
Miley Cyrus: Hey everbody!
Random Person: Lez Be Honest, Miley!
Miley Cyrus: *Screams* Who cares freak!

My note: isn't Miley Cyrus a Lesbian? I really hope I got that part right. ^_^
by TheAverageGirl February 16, 2015
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Honest Abe

While having sex, you blurt out the name of someone else you want to have sex with more than the current person you are engaged with.
"While having sex with my girlfriend last night, I honest abed and yelled out my ex's name."
by The Friendship Ninja October 24, 2011
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honest woman

A female human that can actually be trusted to tell you the truth! This usually results from a freak head-injury or an extremely rare genetic anomaly. In the highly unlikely event you ever find one, do your best to keep her because she is rarer than the four-leafed clover and even more valuable than a four-bedroom house in London!
The last girl I slept with told me she was an honest woman because she was thinking of dumping her boyfriend anyway.
by Reiki Master May 4, 2005
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