Heading

When someone puts their head inside of a vagina

Jeff likes heading my vagina in bed

by Bitchiknowyougottatakeashit June 10, 2013

dead herring

contary to popular belief a 'dead herring' referes to the case in which all the answer exhibited in a multichoise questions do not satisfy the criteria to corrispond to the question. this is normally done by a teacher that is identified by the name anti-haasskett or a binary opposed haaasskkket.

"WTF THIS MUTLI CHOISE IS A DEAD HERRING" "you are correct the premise of the question is invalid." HOW IS NONE THE ANSWER. and so on.

by taskmaster September 12, 2009

red herring

technique used by politicians, often conservatives, to distract voters' attention away from real and true issues that need immediate address.

Reporter: "President Bush, we have had more casualties in Iraq this month than in any other month."

President Bush: "Casualties, man gay people want to get married!"

Commentator: "Wow, did you see that red herring Bush just threw out there? Amazing stuff folks!"

by sickmaker April 12, 2008

heading for a spreading

Just like 'cruising for a bruising'. Means you're in for trouble.

If you don't tidy your room you're heading for a spreading!

by Tomastoes May 19, 2013

white herring

A slang term used for ejaculate.

Like shooting a white herring out of a cannon.

by non-sequitor December 17, 2008

mikki harding

The mysterious lover of the handsome Mr. Gill

-Where is 'ol Bruce tonight?
I don't know...how mysterious.
-Wait....maybe he's with (both pause and look towards the sky)...mikki

by Pancake Bunny October 31, 2004

tortoise-heading

Needing to poo so urgently that you can hardly hold it in and it feels like the poo is poking out yr cheeks momentarily before sucking it back in.

I gotta shit so bad I'm tortoise-heading.

by Miejo January 19, 2010