Definitions by sickmaker

red herring 

technique used by politicians, often conservatives, to distract voters' attention away from real and true issues that need immediate address.

Reporter: "President Bush, we have had more casualties in Iraq this month than in any other month."

President Bush: "Casualties, man gay people want to get married!"

Commentator: "Wow, did you see that red herring Bush just threw out there? Amazing stuff folks!"

red herring by sickmaker April 12, 2008

road warrior 

sick bitches that will do anything to get spread, often called trollops...commonly associated with bar whores. one may find road worriors whilst on vaction, often lurking outside of restrooms at the beach in west florida.

"Son, be careful to avoid those road warriors while on spring break!" said my father.

road warrior by sickmaker April 11, 2008