double-handed rub

double-handed rub:

- going at your gear and masturbating with two hands instead of one
- obviously, a GREAT masturbation technique which kind of explains itself

Background:

- Two hands are better than one.
- The male version usually involves massaging the grapes while cranking the sausage.
- The female version usually entails holding back the curtains while tickling the little-gal-in-the-boat.

Ex.1

Joe just discovered the 'double-handed rub' and now has to use speaker phone during phone sex with Val.

Ex.2

Val used to easily pleasure herself while she was driving, but since she discovered (and totally switched to) the 'double-handed rub', she either pulls her vehicle over to the side of the road or she drives with the cruise control on and steers with her nose or feet.

by GlennyJ December 10, 2013

one handed navajo squat

When you dig a hole on a California beach and let you infant child take a massive shit in front of the entire viewing public.

I just took a massive one handed Navajo squat at Encino.

by El dudarino Lebowski June 11, 2016

Bof handed

When you do things with both your hands.(also known to sane people as ambidextrous)

Kayla is bof handed, she caught the balls with bof her hands.

by NobodyMcNobody June 18, 2018

Three-Handed-Jackson

The delicate process of putting oneself in the "friendzone" and ending up marrying the person.

"Did you hear about that guy who put himself in the friend zone with the woman who is now his wife?"

"Ah yes, the majestic Three-Handed-Jackson."

by TheLolcat22 May 8, 2019

Left Handed Sandbag

Used when your talking to your homies about something sexual with a girl that you can’t specify.

“Yo Hailey gave me a left handed sandbag last night.”

by East bound jit March 20, 2021

Left Handed Daphne

Left Handed Daphne means vagina; whore with a deep vagina.

"All my coworkers are left handed daphnes"

by bigmouthfacts May 19, 2023

empty-handed

1.bearing nothing.
2.having received or gained nothing. (same as unrewarded)
3. caring nothing in the hands

He arrived at the party empty-handed.

by dri almighty December 17, 2007