Left-handed monkey wrench

A fictitious tool. A monkey wrench has no left-handed or right-handed versions. Often used as a practical joke, i.e. telling someone to find a left-handed monkey wrench for you.

"Hey, will you go find me a left-handed monkey wrench? I need to fix this pipe."

by Fictitious Plumber January 30, 2012

tit hanger

a child or adolescent who has never grown away from the mother.

on a construction job, were there are men working togather.
somebody calls somebody a tit hanger, its the same thing as calling him a momma's boy.

by mechanech September 26, 2006

strap hanger

Generally people who ride busses or subways all the time. They just stand in the aisle and hang on to the strap so they don't fall down.

Hey, lets catch the subway and go uptown.

I hate riding the subway this time of day. There are too many damn strap hangers.

by T.J. Dubz March 3, 2008

Handwringer

A professional apologist who feels the need to be wracked with guilt about any given perceived wrong-doing regardless of fault and often fact. These people are often attention seekers who wish to fit into a group as they are incapable of analysing facts in a logical manner.

The handwringers are whinging again because the government has turned back the boats.

by TheHoodedClaw November 17, 2013

chelsea handler

a talentless cunt

Ralph Garman was right, Chelsea Handler really is a talentless cunt. Garmy strong!

by Babblethefkon March 8, 2011

handrew

the smell your fingers gets when you sit on your hand for too long

The minute Josh gets handrew he starts to touch other people's faces.

If you ever get handrew, wash your hands twice before eating.

by darien September 23, 2008

applying the handbrake

A slang term of British origin meaning to masturbate. Usually used as a comedic alternative to "Beat your meat" or any variation of that slang.

Friend: Hey, what are you doing in there?!
You: Uh, just applying the handbrake, if you know what I mean.
Friend: Disgusting, dude.

by SwagLowMuffins June 1, 2014