Halfassidness

1.) The quality of being half-assed; the resultant perception of an individual--or group of individuals--being slothful, ignorant or apathetic.

2.) The essence of a result or solution that has been completed to a less than acceptable level of quality. Mediocrity.

Thanks to the halfassidness of the staff at Best Buy, I decided to buy my new TV elsewhere.

After the case cracked twice on her vibrator, it was apparent that the quality control department at Electra-Schlong, Inc. was fraught with halfassidness.

by Turbine Monkey January 21, 2009

halfasstination

synonym: procrastination
To procrastinate knowing that when the deadline comes, you will only be able to do a half-assed job.

Man, I waited too long to write that report and turned in such a lame excuse for a paper that I got a D-. I am the master of halfasstination.

by procrastinators of tomorrow July 2, 2009

halfasstination

(v.) - A portmanteau of procrastination and half-ass. Describes a situation in which one does not wish to complete an important assignment, but also realizes that work must be done. Generally involves surfing the internet while periodically doing small, unimportant things to attempt to complete the project.

I'm halfasstinating on my English essay. Facebook is much more interesting than exploring religious implication of nihilism, but I don't want to pull an all-nighter to finish it, thus the halfasstination.

by Drtylb8 May 26, 2009

Halfatasuta

A word stronger than hate in icelandic

I halfatasuta you, ég halfatasuta þig

by Newwordsforhate November 12, 2018

Halfatarian

Someone whose main diet consists of mostly vegetables with little meat, (E.g Caribbean Islands)

Joey: Hey Billy, I just found out that I'm a Halfatarian

Billy: That's cool Joey, so you mainly eat vegetables with little amounts of meat?

Joey: Yes, that's corrrect!

by PlutoHendrix April 24, 2022

halaria gas

to put out stedy flows of flatulation while exsperincing uncontrolabel laughter

my friend producted a steady flow of halaria gas after I stomped my toe on post at the bottom of the bed

by ForeverTwiLight Kid February 21, 2009

halahishna

Anyone that is acting like a retard. It can also mean "let us celebrate," if said in a loud happy way.

George: Look at that halahishna!
Billy: Yeah! He has no idea how wrong that corn dog looks in his mouth.

Peter: I'm so pumped for this party! HALAHISHNA!!!

by TheAmazingSchna_Of_Jonathan December 3, 2010