todd gurleying

The act of exchanging autographs for money, in most cases illegally. It may be closely associated with Cam Newtoning, however Cam Newtoning is not real, but it is methodical. As compared to Todd Gurleying, which is 100% real and 100% illegal. Todd Gurleying is widely associated with thugs, so it should not come as a surprise that it only happens on the University of Georgia football team. #godawgs

Person A: Hey! I Was Todd Gurleying yesterday!!!

Person B: Oh shit, you're going to hell and losing to Auburn.

by Mark Richt November 14, 2014

gurgle

The sound you hear when you poop diarea all over the toilet seat cause you missed

or

When you take your cum, and pee in it and mix it up in a pooper and then you wipe it all over a object and force feed it to your galfriend

I missed and gurgled all over the floor.

or

You take that gurgle and drink it or ill take a dump in your mouth!

by Camameron October 23, 2007

panty gurgle

The sound a man makes when being strangled by a scorned lover utilising
her undercrackers.

Man, listen to that person doing the panty gurgle.

by DREW February 5, 2004

gurple

The color of a nigger who is so black he's purple

"That schwoogie at 7-11 was so black he was gurple."

by Tallcan March 13, 2009

Gurtnered

The act of making someone feel like a complete idiot, like they should just walk away, or they've been a victim of a cruel joke

Someone makes a stupid comment, and you make a mean comeback to make them look stupid. They've just been Gurtnered!

by Gurtnered April 11, 2010

Gurgle Slurp

What happens as Quinn happely supports

If you gurgle slurp, I'll support.

by smallfry123334 November 22, 2011

Gertle

When you lie to the whiteboard about how many reps you count.

Question - "How is she 10 seconds faster than a games champion?"
Answer- "Oh you are talking about HER....no no no, she Gertled her times"

by B00mer November 28, 2013