Goochin'

The act of sexually shooting your cum into the air after jerking it slowly and catching it with your mouth.

Person 1: Did you hear about how Dillothy was Goochin' last night?
Person 2: Please leave me alone I don't know who you are
Person 1: I know, right?

by Ourgh April 17, 2024

Gooched

If the root Gooch is the feminine version of taint then if ones logic were to be tainted. Or let's say a man were to be pussy whipped, where his logic were to be tainted by a ferocious lioness of a gal then one could say he hath been GOOCHED.

Brain- "Man that girl Veronica, really got our boy Max pussy whipped over here. Like his reality is tainted by this chick."

Thomas - " yea my dudes really GOOCHED over there"

by Mothbby226 May 20, 2024

Goochinka

The gooch of a chinese man

White man: May I sniff your goochinka

Chinese man: Yess Daddy

by Chinck rizz July 25, 2024

Gooching

The practice of scratching one's gooch until it bleeds

I spent all night gooning but I discovered gooching. Oh my God my shit hasn't been polished better.

by GoonerSynonyms February 4, 2025

Gooching

Used instead of ‘joking’. Funny because a gooches are funny.

‘Did you know spiders have 9 legs’
‘What? since when’
‘Nah bro I’m just gooching haha’

by Grace Olusanya August 25, 2025

goochenater

it is when a man shoves a chop stick up his penis then drinks a lot of water till he has to pee the rips the chop stick out.

i just tried the goochenater it hurt like a mother fucker

by dom g goochi September 3, 2025

Gootchiecat

A hairy male anal hole

Your gootchiecat is hairy

by Booby Edward October 11, 2025