disc golf

A (kickass) sport in which a flying disc is thrown from distances to a target which is a metal basket with chain link to grip the disc.

Let's go play some disc golf at the course.

by hizzo May 31, 2003

golf

golf is, if you notice, a seperate category from sports when you go to define your world link on urban dictionary. see for yourself. golf is not a sport. its for old men who cant do anything to active any more because they suffer from oldtimers. any one young that plays has a gay name like "tiger" woods. that name just places in your mind the sound of a tiger snarling(dosent it???). what are the chances that you are going to get a tiny ball in a whole over a couple a hundred yards away? then you get your fat lazy butt on an electric cart and tote your blueblood my poop dont stink and i am rich did i mention i am rich self over to the ball and try to make it in the whole. young people that play this just need an excuse to hang out with the boss or someone that they are trying to see how much brown they can possibly get on there nose.

i need to go wash my balls.

by who dat November 8, 2004

Glolicrawler

n. Cheater in scrabble

v. Glolicrawl- To cheat in scrabble.

Origin: Someone played glolicrawler for 439 points in scrabble. Thus, they were labeled a glolicrawler.

When Bill played the word crxqzkpjnwft on two triple word scores, and then Joe played really quickly so that Jane couldn't challenge Bill's word, Bill and Joe were labeled glolicrawlers.

"I have had it with these motherf***ing glolicrawlers in this motherf***ing scrabble game!" - Samuel L. MF Jackson

by bonyicecream October 8, 2007

golf stick

An extreme layman's term for a golf club. Often used jokingly, although some people are stupid enough to use this term meaningfully.

Hey, whys don'tcha use yer golf stick to whack away at them there things.

That 9 Iron sure is one helluva golf stick.

by Asmodeus July 28, 2004

cuts like a golfcart

this is the term you give to anyone who looks slow, unathletic, and uncordinated when they are running the football. can be applied to guys in the NFL, your fatass buddy playing flag football, or even to a guy in a video game.

"this tailback fuckin' sucks; he cuts like a golfcart"

by stan April 12, 2006

Golf

"Baseball, basketball and football players play golf when they retire. Pro golfers don't play baseball, basketball and football when they retire." - Rick Woodson

"Golf sucks, play football."
"I'm sure your grandpa wouldn't agree."

by FuqUrSport December 31, 2014

Golfer's Hand

A term that is used when one of the golfer's hands is lighter/whiter than the rest of his/her exposed skin surfaces due to playing a lot of golf in the sunshine. (Can be left or right hand depending on whether the golfer is right or left handed).

Has Greg dipped his hand in talcum powder or something? No, he's just got golfer's hand.

by Jock Turner July 2, 2007