fucking flip flops

Idiotic cheap footwear bought on holiday that one is obliged to wear in hot weather. The product of some tropical country too poor to stage an industrial revolution. Generally shoddily built and will fail within a week or two, although almost unwearable when new.

Nearly broke my nose on the steps because these fucking flip flops broke and tripped me up.

by Chuff chuff July 11, 2014

Tops means flops

Describes the act of taking your top off prior to taking a shit.

-Where is Jamal going topless in such a hurry?
-You know what they say, tops means flops...

by Big Ball-z August 23, 2019

Flops

Noun.

The sensation experienced after a very large nicotine headrush. Usually results in slight loss of muscle control, particulary in the neck, and giddy laughter. This intense has the potential to make your head feel grossly overweight, resulting in your head 'flopping' into your chest.

"HAHAHA! OH man I have mad flops right now, I can't feel my face and I can't lift my head!"

by JLoganation October 21, 2007

fwoosh

A random word which emphasizes one's boredom.

<i>"...Fwoosh...," the girl said, breaking the awkward silence.

"Shut up, we're all bored."

by Addiy March 28, 2003

Dress Flops

When a woman is wearing a short dress and you can see her vagina hanging out.

Your mom was wearing a short dress. I saw her dress flops and I liked it.

by Spandex McGee July 3, 2008

flopsy wopsy

when it is cold and your penis tries to return inside the body to snuggle

Simon has a flopsy wopsy

by Matty0708 February 14, 2009

flops

To have "Flops" is to be considered skilled or impressive in the eyes of those who surround you.

" damn man! that chick's got flops!"

by Chia Baller March 11, 2009