Future Ass

Ass that you predict to get in the future.
Kosta- "I'm really good at playing the guitar"
Casual Bitch- "Can you play Justin Bieber songs?"
Kosta- "BABY, BABY, BABY OHHHHHH"

(later)

Kosta- "Dude, these girls were digging my guitar skills. I'm totally getting some future ass.

George- "Nice dude, hit that shit in 2013"
by ImAThirtyFourCee March 19, 2012
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future genetix

We only sell hermaphrodite seeds, we lie about our paperwork , we photoshop our lab results , we even have skidz pretending to be vets
Future genetix plants all herm. Save your 20 bucks and get buck a seed from weedasec
by Dthefraudghey May 06, 2021
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future bert

A growing or predicted bert; a menace to one's sanity that can be seen on the proverbial horizon. See also ass hat
Did you hear him whining already? That one's a future bert for sure.
by da_plunger October 09, 2007
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Future Intuition

The use of the inner sixth sense in order to determine the future accurately regardless of its unlikeliness.
Dude how did you know that your flush was going to hit?
I read Victor's book on future intuition.
by GrandHustler February 27, 2014
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the near future

A more or less fictitious point in the future that will eventually occur.... never.
Q: Hey bro, when are you going to get a new job? I can't finance your weed permanently.

A: Dude, that's the first thing planned for the near future
by Tom the Ace July 31, 2022
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Faith In The Future

Former One Direction member Louis Tomlinson's 2nd studio album that came out on November of 2022. It is vastly different from his debut (Walls) in the best way possible. It has mixes of punk, indie pop, pop and rock genres. Listen to it because it's just that good
Person: whats fitf?
Louie: Louis Tomlinson's album Faith in the Future STREAM IT NOW!!!
by totally not harry styles February 03, 2023
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Future-Style

The act of essentially doing anything, as it will most likely be done in the future, hence future-style. While some say it's hard to predict the future, Future-Style could be unique to anyone with different opinions.
That girlfriend of yours gave me a sidey the other day, future-style.
by Shane and JB July 29, 2009
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