The act of somebody defecating into another person's asshole and after 2 days, they trade. This repeats until a person cannot fit any more in their asshole.
Person 1: Hey, want to play Faulty Fuel Pump?
Person 2: Sure, be prepared to clean up, things are going to get messy.
Person 2: Sure, be prepared to clean up, things are going to get messy.
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Get the Red Rocket Fuel mug."A process in which fuel is supplied to an engine via a pump, nozzles, and a computerized control module. This system has mostly replaced the carburetor, a much simpler mechanical device found in any car worth owning."
Person 1: "Fuel Injection is so much more reliable than carburetors."
Person 2: "Uhh, okay. Is that why your car has been to the shop three times and the 'check engine' light is still on?"
Person 1: "It was just a bad sensor."
Person 2: "How much did it cost to fix?"
Person 1: "$238."
Person 2: "I could replace the entire fuel system on my car for $238."
Person 1: "But..."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "I was..."
Person 2: "NO! YOU WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY 1972 LINCOLN CONTINENTAL! (holds lincoln keychain in face)
Person 1: "AAAAH! IT BURNS!"
Person 2: "THE POWER OF GOD COMPELLS YOU!
Person 1: "NOOO! (black vomit) (convulsions)
Person 2: "Damn, you must've worked at a dealership."
Person 1: " '75 LTD coupe convertible?"
Person 2: "Now you're talking."
Person 2: "Uhh, okay. Is that why your car has been to the shop three times and the 'check engine' light is still on?"
Person 1: "It was just a bad sensor."
Person 2: "How much did it cost to fix?"
Person 1: "$238."
Person 2: "I could replace the entire fuel system on my car for $238."
Person 1: "But..."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "I was..."
Person 2: "NO! YOU WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY 1972 LINCOLN CONTINENTAL! (holds lincoln keychain in face)
Person 1: "AAAAH! IT BURNS!"
Person 2: "THE POWER OF GOD COMPELLS YOU!
Person 1: "NOOO! (black vomit) (convulsions)
Person 2: "Damn, you must've worked at a dealership."
Person 1: " '75 LTD coupe convertible?"
Person 2: "Now you're talking."
by Mick O'Neill December 6, 2006
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Also "permagasoline". (but not always. Usually just "feels" permanent.)
Also "permagasoline". (but not always. Usually just "feels" permanent.)
Braaten:
Hypothetically, lets say I was having a bad day and was "gasoline" towards
you. If, at that time, you were to spray me in the face with diesel fuel from a squirt bottle, it would result in an instant eruption of violence, as well as putting me into a Jet Fuel mood towards you. And I can tell you
that most people who are not paralytically timid would react in a similar manner. Under no circumstances to any person would such an action improve your standing with them.
ADD-ON: I'd suggest buying Diesel brand clothes instead. That may lower peoples' gasolinism, depending on the person and fashion choice.
Hypothetically, lets say I was having a bad day and was "gasoline" towards
you. If, at that time, you were to spray me in the face with diesel fuel from a squirt bottle, it would result in an instant eruption of violence, as well as putting me into a Jet Fuel mood towards you. And I can tell you
that most people who are not paralytically timid would react in a similar manner. Under no circumstances to any person would such an action improve your standing with them.
ADD-ON: I'd suggest buying Diesel brand clothes instead. That may lower peoples' gasolinism, depending on the person and fashion choice.
by Java September 7, 2004
Get the jet fuel mug.When a girl gets off so convulsively upon orgasm that she shits herself. If she's a gusher, you may have a blow-out on your hands.
I rogered Natalie so thoroughly that she was embarrassed to have finished off with a little Bartlesville Fuel Spill.
by Jickety March 16, 2008
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