fook

A word meant to replace fuck in an specifically explanitory manner. To exclaim "fook!" is the equivilent of exclaiming its well known root.

The earliest known usage of fook in its modern form is generally credited to "KMan" in an IRC conversation in which he repeatedly wrote fook every time he lost a round in Half Life. The final count was 96. (2001)

Contrary to intellectual assumptions, the term fook has no foriegn origin and was spelt as it was meant to be stated.

Invalid usage (in terms of definition) of fook may be in the general form:
"I fooked her good. Real Good."

After being pwned several times in an intense game of counter strike, Kenny shouted, "fook!"

by Roger5 May 18, 2006

fookton

another name for a virgin futon

Mark will never get any on his fookton, but others might.

by George December 1, 2003

Fookle

The place on the top of the foot where it meets the ankle.

She hurt her fookle playing soccer.

by sockhermom March 8, 2010

fook a dook

literally translates to 'fuck a duck'. used as an expression of surprise.

Fook a Dook! I screwed up in the game.

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

fonké

how the french people say funky

oh mon dieu, c'est la fonké merde!

by fonké July 30, 2008

foondalio

A mispelling of foundation. Often caused by bad handwriting.

I will kill you foon. Foondalio tier.

by SFl65892 July 29, 2006

flonking

A single sexual encounter that includes fucking, lovemaking and bonking.

An example of flonking is one sexual session that includes rigorous doggy style, slow deep penetration and lots of laughter. Must include mutual enjoyment. Can be any combination of positions. Must encompass "It's all about me," "It's all about her/him," and "It's all about us."

by intimate adventurers November 16, 2010