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flipping taxes

The idea of using a tax refund check as a buy-in to purchase an initial quantity of drugs in order to become established as a drug dealer. Most often, the would-be tax flipper will not himself receive any tax refund, e.g. due to having not worked in the previous year, but will seek out some other person to let him "flip their taxes" -- the promise being that the lending person will be quickly repaid her tax refund once the flipper sells-through his initial quantity of drugs.
Tone moved in with Tasha last October to escape the cold, and was sure he could successfully hustle rock if only Tasha would let him flip her taxes in order to get some work. Tasha's lent Tone her taxes two weeks ago and Tone said he was going to post up at his nephew's house. Tasha hasn't heard from Tone since and now realizes that flipping taxes isn't a real thing, but rather a scam used by men to steal women's tax checks.
by decl November 20, 2018
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Flippin' my Pancakes

Causing anger or irritation
"Macy was flippin' my pancakes today; she would not stop talking"
by com.yourmom February 7, 2019
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flipping quarters

When you blow out and spend all of your money on dumb stuff that's not worth nothing.
Ay man, I'm trying save up to buy a car I can't be "flipping quarters right now"
by Tybizzle74 July 2, 2019
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Flipping Vanillas

When swingers convert non-swingers (vanillas) into the lifestyle.
Joe and Kate were flipping vanillas while they were on vacation. The people had never been with another couple, and now they’re all going to Hedo together next fall.
by KandJ619 July 7, 2019
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flipping monkey shit

A slang term for a person going crazy over a small thing.
Guy 1: *going insane because he got killed in a game*
Guy 2: Dude, what the fuck?
Guy 3: Man is flipping monkey shit
by bruhmonke69 August 20, 2020
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Flapping Sphincter

A loudmouth moron that runs their mouth making factless statements and failed arguments and when they are called out for their ignorance, they resort to name calling or some other irrelevant, baseless accusation.
The US Congress is full of corrupt flapping sphincters.

True journalism is dead. It’s now comprised of agenda driven flapping sphincters.
by Dick Onchin November 25, 2020
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Flumping Crumpet

An idiotic person in a situation most atrocious.
Referring to the stupidity of a Flump (Marshmallow) and a Crumpet (Small griddle bread)
Person 1: I just fell off a bridge and luckily Lefty Kreh was there to save me
Person 2: What in the world were you thinking you flumping crumpet
by Cracked egg in aberdale December 31, 2022
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