I worked her into a right frenzy with a good gusset flossing. She loved it she did. I had her bucking like a mule
by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet March 30, 2014
Get the gusset flossingmug. by Sunny_t April 7, 2016
Get the Pube flossmug. by art thou cappeth June 9, 2020
Get the fish flossmug. an emo who likes to whip of their under garments and rub their bum against a pole, tree or samsterking because it feels good
by longpenis January 6, 2022
Get the Floss goatleymug. by Eago November 11, 2013
Get the camel flossmug. Flossing ones teeth anywhere that is outside the bathroom. Similar to dental flossing but outside the norm of where its done which is the bathroom. The term is also used to also imply how unnecessary and disgusting the act can be with plaque, food and blood flying everywhere.
I had company over and my girl walked out of the bedroom freestyle flossing while greeting all my friends.
Whenever we go to the movies mike is freestyle flossing his teeth.
Whenever we go to the movies mike is freestyle flossing his teeth.
by Blacknight200 August 16, 2012
Get the Freestyle Flossingmug. Defined by the usage of a colleague's tie to floss one's anal region.
The tie should ideally have been removed from the victim before flossing commences however in extreme circumstances flossing can be achieved while still attached.
Correct flossing procedure is as follows;
1. tie should be slipped inside the front of ones pants (trousers)
2. tie should be posted between legs
3. one hand should be slipped inside the back of one's pants and the tie end should be located
4. tie end should be pulled out of the back of one's pants
If correctly executed, one end of the tie should be visible exiting the front of one's pants, and the other end should be visible exiting from the back of one's pants.
the action is completed by taking each end of the tie in a different hand and pulling alternately upwards, thus causing the tie to repeatedly brush past one's anus resulting in the transfer of odor and in some cases liquid and physical matter to the said tie.
If deemed necessary, the tie may also be posted inside one's under-garments, resulting in a more offensive nasal experience once the tie is removed.
caution: the 'inside-under-garment' method can result in heavy chaffing and in extreme cases testicle ripping.
The tie should ideally have been removed from the victim before flossing commences however in extreme circumstances flossing can be achieved while still attached.
Correct flossing procedure is as follows;
1. tie should be slipped inside the front of ones pants (trousers)
2. tie should be posted between legs
3. one hand should be slipped inside the back of one's pants and the tie end should be located
4. tie end should be pulled out of the back of one's pants
If correctly executed, one end of the tie should be visible exiting the front of one's pants, and the other end should be visible exiting from the back of one's pants.
the action is completed by taking each end of the tie in a different hand and pulling alternately upwards, thus causing the tie to repeatedly brush past one's anus resulting in the transfer of odor and in some cases liquid and physical matter to the said tie.
If deemed necessary, the tie may also be posted inside one's under-garments, resulting in a more offensive nasal experience once the tie is removed.
caution: the 'inside-under-garment' method can result in heavy chaffing and in extreme cases testicle ripping.
Bystander 1: That gentleman stole my muffin!
Bystander 2: I suggest you demonstrate your unease at this occurance by tie flossing with his tie.
Bystander 1: Jolly good idea
Bystander 2: I suggest you demonstrate your unease at this occurance by tie flossing with his tie.
Bystander 1: Jolly good idea
by tiebandit September 8, 2011
Get the Tie Flossingmug.