Flatleaver

adj; a: A person who leaves someone waiting indefinitely without sufficient notice if any. b; Someone who lives in a flat and exits said flát.

A: A Flatleaver is one of two or more friends who make plans to go out and the one friend who never shows or calls to cancel!
B: A flat is an apartment in other parts of the world. Therefore. A Flatleaver is someone who is in a flat and exits said flat.

by LillyGee September 2, 2012

flatterization

the act of flattery.

"dont flatter yourself."
"youre taking away from my flatterization."

by kate freeman May 12, 2008

flatulence

Pre-internet Instant Message. Can have any of the following meanings:
"Here's a kiss for you."
"This is MY territory."
"I hate you!"
"Would you care to dance?"

As his rotten-egg-vomit flatulance filled the room, Ajit checked each person's face to see whether his instant message had been properly received. And Ashok smiled back and said, "Why yes, I'd love to dance with you."

by Noah Webster, Jr. February 16, 2005

banana flattener

(n) A weak typhoon or hurricane that is only strong enough to knock down banana plants. Guam slang.

We thought that Typhoon Omar was going to be nothing but a banana flattener, but then it turned into a supertyphoon.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

greeting card flatulence

while you are looking for greeting cards & you have the urge to fart, shart, or poop your pants.

Allison's greeting card flatulence caused her to ditch Papyrus for the can because she sharted herself.

by enuss April 12, 2008

Flatulence

An ambulance that picks you up after you've been run over by a steamroller

"Why was the flatulence here yesterday?"

"Oh, Tommy got ran over by a steamroller... sucks."

by shigg March 15, 2010

Flattergusted

Experiencing both feelings of flattery and disgust simultaneously.

When your boyfriend's creepy friend suggests a threesome with the two of you.

"What's wrong?"
"Ugh, my boyfriend's creepy friend suggested a threesome with the two of us."
"How do you feel about that?"
"Totally flattergusted."

by Thy Nguyen March 6, 2014