beautiful feet

feet with creamy smooth skin, an accentuated arch, wrinkly soles and lovely prehensile toes curling around my poontang masher.

Watching you cup my trouser snake between the oiled soles of your beautiful feet makes me sploodge hot dolops of moisturiser between your toes.

by Moisturizer September 27, 2007

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Three Feet

To have three feet instead of two.

Person 1: "I have one more foot than two feet."

Person 2: "That means you have three feet."

by I Wear One Sock April 09, 2010

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stoner feet

When you are hella high, and you get freaked out, and run hella fast

Did you hear what happend to bob?
No what?
The cops were coming, and he got stoner feet and ran a mile, they never got him

by dopeshitdude95 November 12, 2010

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raw feet

When you have no shoes on and you're salty.

Wow, my feet are so raw. (RAW FEET!)

by lols lasagna January 08, 2017

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Chino Feet

Chino Feet is a severe medical condition typically linked to the Mario family. It originates from the rare fungus "Isaiah" and causes severe inflammation of the toes, lungs, esophagus, and even irritableness upon hearing the word "Chino." This infection typically lasts around four years, and affects high-school-aged kids the most. It's also quite common for the infected to become addicted to games like Valorant, Kingdom Hearts, and Rocket League.

"Why's Mr. Mario so mad about you saying the word "Chino?""

"He must be infected with Chino Feet..."

by UpdateScreen January 09, 2022

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