farkent

The closest of close calls.

JESUS! Put down the fucking phone and drive, man! We just had a serious farkent.

by Eric April 5, 2005

Fardella

Greatest man alive, owns Firearms and all thoses who play it. One day will rule the world and get rid of all the scum and race traitors

Fardella is your god

by Fardella July 30, 2003

farked

1. To be so mind-blowingly, ridiculously, shamefully drunk you don't even have the dignity to remove your head from the toilet bowl when your RA walks into the bathroom.

2. When your BAC is higher than your BMI.

Origin: possibly a contraction of barf and fuck.

Dude 1: Oh man, I gave a blowjob to my little sister's goldfish last night! Was I farked?

Dude 2: No way man, you would KNOW if you had been farked! Plus you wouldn't be able to remember anything.

by wallofshame January 26, 2011

farpelsnaps

a word you can say when your high and drunk at the same time without swearing

aww farpelsnaps dude...Mark is hitting on my wife to be

by farpsnapkrack123 December 22, 2010

farker

The term "Fark" as used to replace the word "fuck" in forums that frowned up the use of curse words was a long time before anyone decided to name a news blog with the term. Drew Curtis, as brilliant as the individuals who support his web site may think he is, openly states this as the reason for naming his site that in the first place which might I add was originaly a URL that went to a picture of a squirrel with enlarged testicles.
In closing, I simply don't think that a word should be given an alternate meaning simply on the whim of a few bloggers looking for wider recognition and more page hits for their favorite web masters limited liability corporation.

by camarugala October 20, 2003

farkle

a game involving five dice that are rolled, the rules are similar to Yatzee

I played a long game of farkle the other day

by Dave January 24, 2005

Collen Farrell

"Sexy man with no muscles"

Wimp

by Amber, Nicole,Dianna and Ashleigh November 1, 2003