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A game of masterbrains that takes more skill than luck! All you need to perform is five dice, a yatzee pad and a friend (sooon to be an ex-friend...). You get three throws, and try to get things like "three of a kind", "full house", "straight" and so on. The best thing you can get is "YATZEE" (correct, same as the name of the game) when all five dice are showing the same thing. For this you get the incredible 50 points (!!) and for a short second, you catch a glimpse of heaven...
YEEES I GOT A YATZEE! Now nothing can stop me!!!
yatzee by Johanna Ottosson December 28, 2008
Related Words
a word that stand for guys masturbation, other forms of this term are jerking, jacking off.
I got lonely so I played yatzee
yatzee by phil666cum April 11, 2010

Sergei Yatzenko

A poor man who was brutally tortured and murdered at the age of 45 by the Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs, as they recorded him suffer (a viral video known under the name of 3 guys 1 hammer)

Important warning: DO NOT EVER WATCH THAT VIDEO. DO TELL ANYONE TO WATCH IT. It will completely traumatize you/them for the rest of your/their existance. I didn't watch it myself, but I heard about it, and trust me, it is shock and gore at its purest form.
Person 1: Man, ya seen what happened to that guy named Sergei Yatzenko ?
Person 2: I pray for him every day, bro...

breakup yahtzee 

when you break up with you significant other and then play yahtzee to lessen the pain
He/She just broke up with me. Let's play breakup yahtzee.
breakup break up yahtzee
breakup yahtzee by -askme November 4, 2014
Coolest, most sexeist guy in the world....it is an honor to be a yazeed...Yazeed also has a gigantic cock and attracts all the babes
Damn I wish I was a Yazeed.
yazeed by Mr. Bob February 25, 2005

Chocolate Yahtzee 

A sexual act that involves a man and a woman. The man positions himself over the face of the woman so that his butt hole is in her face, and begins to perform a Tea Bag. While Tea Bagging, the man takes a dump on her face. When done taking the dump, the man yells out "YAHTZEE!"
man: Want to Chocolate Yahtzee?

woman: Yeah sounds like a lot of fun!

moments later....

man: YAHTZEE!
Chocolate Yahtzee by Douglous17 April 14, 2010