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Elsen

A backwoods, hillbilly, redneck, less than educated or possibly humorous way of saying "or else".
1. "We need some gas Cletus, elsen we ain't gonna make it to town!"

2. "Keep yer hands off my sheep Rosco, elsen Ima kick yr ass!"

3. "Don't cough your head off Teri, elsen you're going to dance crooked!"
by The Buckster February 13, 2010
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Essex

Noun: a 238-ton whaling ship, based out of Nantucket Island (USA), famously sunk on November 20, 1820 in an encounter with "Mocha Dick", an albino sperm whale defending his pod against human predation. Incident widely acknowledged as the direct inspiration for Herman Melville's 1851 novel "Moby-Dick, or The Whale".
"Following the second hull strike by Mocha Dick, the Essex crew had only minutes to provision the surviving boats and cast-off before the ship sank."
by speedog June 16, 2010
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essey

1. to feel satisfied or happy

2. to get relieved of anxeity
Emmama Workitu, looking at her son, said "essey, endih new enji lij malet, min yemeselechiwun qonjo lij ametalign"
by Worku August 17, 2004
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essex girl

Classically: a dumb, gum-chewing sexually promiscuous girl.
Of low intellect enhanced further with cheap clothing in the extreme; over accessorised with tacky jewellery, garish make-up, often, burnt/bleached hair (usually untidily and voluminously back-combed).Heavy smoker, frequently innebriated and carrier of numerous S.T.D.'s..
Arrogant, cocksure (in more ways than one..) irresponsible, self centred, will stop at nothing to bed young and eager men.Often heard in the early hours walking home, irritating the neighbourhood with noisy stiletto-heeled shoes.Tragic indeed.
I was in Southend again last night, ended up with a right dog! she was the classic essex girl (par excallance!)
by Inja February 19, 2008
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Tripp Eisen

1. noun; Ex Dope/Murderdolls reject, kicked out of Static X under child abuse allegations. Can now be found in Angel Drive Correction Facility.

2. adjective; "to do a tripp". Urban slang given to a child molestor.
"SJ did a tripp on underage Vicki"
by RPR March 4, 2005
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Essex girl

some of the most beautiful girls in the world come from essex
essex girl: "I think i've got concussion."
paramedic: "How many fingers have i got up?"
essex girl: "oh! don't say i'm paralysed too."
by theWestHamfan November 19, 2003
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Esben

Esben is a danish gamer who is known for his terrible League of Legend plays.

He is constantly babbing around looking in bushes, hoping to find some delicious Teemo mushrooms.
He is very fond of Teemo mushrooms, which is proved by his long walks on the beach with his mushroom friends.

The rating "bronze" is inspired by Esben, and the creator of LoL made this rank with Esben in mind.
"Esben, why are you not in this team fight?!"
"No Esben don't go in the bush, you will die!!"
by Dingotronic October 26, 2013
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