Equifrendium

When Adam over promises a timeline to a beloved friend for a dream that they should now be partners on.

After accepting the equifrendium, Arron returned now as a partner and we all lived happily ever after.

by Adam Skilled May 7, 2021

Equidismal

Two equally awful choices.

“Deciding between the candidate espousing Q Anon beliefs and the one openly wearing Third Reich clothing is equidismal”

by rockinbeat November 5, 2021

equilophile

An individual between the ages of 16-18 who is sexually attracted to younger children.

Equiliez is an equilophile! Get him away from my children.

by Merriam Webster Publisher v2 January 19, 2022

Equisiform

Pronounciation: Ex-quiz-eh-form

To make something fit when it’s not or fix something in a janky way. Especially by hitting the object, using the wrong tool for the job, change something in a non traditional method, or temporarily duct taping as a permanent solution.

Alternative: Can also refer to non physical objects and thoughts. See examples.

Darla equisiformed the Atari controller with duct tape.

The kids needed to equisiform their thoughts to get the round peg through the square hole.

by Moredini May 26, 2023

sexually equipped

Being in a state of Erection or as one would put it "wet" while have necessary tools to have sexual intercourse

My boyfriend came home sexually equipped with his piper and his skeet sheet prepared to smash

by Dis_Nigga October 19, 2015

kitchen equipment

kitchen equipment is slang for a female vibrator for the purposes of sexual gratification.

i'm going to the store today to buy some clothes and some {kitchen equipment }while i'm at it.

by jinnf January 15, 2018

Tab equilibrium

Living a life on the edge of all tab icons disappearing from too many open tabs.

Jim: "I am going to order my house today - the bedroom, the kitchen and windows desktop icons. But not before cleaning up open Chrome tabs. I cam't stand this tab equilibrium anymore!"
Lily: "Start with your mind."

by bugpower May 15, 2018