douchedumb

being a complete tool and think he or she is great at everything but he or she is really not and is really a douchedumb.

Jake kaylor being a douchedumb

by Keith Luthuli January 2, 2012

Doucheneese

a nationality that acquires a set of fake testicles, by influence of either alcohol or throne room.

Why does Shinobi being such a prick lately? Why is he constantly bashing mini when he is obviously smaller, and not so KoC savvy?

Well, its cause he is Doucheneese.

by KoC Reaper July 5, 2012

Doucheneck

T shirt buying sabotaged when you pick up a seemingly perfectly good T-shirt in a shop, go to try it on and then discover that the neck hole is super-wide exposing half your chest - thus making you look like a roid-munching D-Bag from Geordie Shore.

"I was about to buy a wicked T shirt in a shop, then I tried it on and saw it had Doucheneck. Now I'm off to stab Ed Hardy in both eyes."

by spafflizard May 21, 2013

Douchenugget

The exact word to describe the personality of the character Hans from the movie "Frozen". (Can be used for other annoying or douchey people in your life)

"You still friends with Hans?"
"No, I ditched that douchenugget a while back."

by Proudcreatorofthisword February 17, 2014

douchenag

douchenag can be defined as that nagging mother who is a total douchebag while she nags at you.

janie: mom, you're such a douchenag. get off my back, seriously.
mom: well maybe if you did the dishes every once in a while you little shit, i wouldn't act like such a douchenag.

by claramxnde June 18, 2014

Douchenoob

Can be used to describe anything dumb or annoying: a person, situation, idea, or object for example.

- That guy at work is a total douchenoob.

- My douchenoob car stopped working yesterday.

by f4ng5 July 15, 2014

Douchenugget Bumwagon

A person who annoys you to the core.

My boss is such a douchenugget bumwagon.
Did you hear about that douchenugget bumwagon Kanye?

by Archacester February 10, 2015