devrushi

very nice lad who people think is not real because of how perfect he is. every single girl who is not his girlfriend is floored by how amazing he is. wont shut up about the moon and nothern lights and f1. ppl love to hear him ramble and bro drives his scooter like a menace. but he kinda dumb. cockblocks himself a lot. also has nice hair till he decides to dumb again and cuts it and looks like a mushrooms. is taller than MOST of his classmates.

“is he listening to lana del rey”
“nah bro, they all can not be devrushi”

by jessmarianosbitch March 29, 2023

devrushi

boy of the moon <3

“looking at the moon what do u think of bro?”
“thinking abt devrushi bro”

by jessmarianosbitch March 30, 2023

devorsta

devorsta - underrated genshin / editor on tiktok (go check her out!! her tiktok is: devorsta) >.<

“devorsta is the best genshin editor ever uwu”
“fr.”

by devorsta July 5, 2023

snooze-dezvous

when bed mates cuddle in the nine minutes between pressing the snooze button and when the alarm sounds again

the only time my wife and i get alone together is our morning snooze-dezvous.

by manhattantom April 2, 2011

double devious

When a story told is lead with a decent innuendo, goes on to be totally unsexy and finally reveals a naughty surprise.

Alex: Where might you hide your underwhear?
Alex: Ah yes, that's right, I'm afraid wearing it on your person is the least hygienic option since it will become dirty.
Alex: Oh I don't even wear any for that reason.
Dana: Such a double devious this story.

by neĝleopardo September 19, 2019

The Devious Fart

When you spread your asscheeks open, expecting it to be a fart, but it's a shit.

"My buddy Ryan got banged by The Devious Fart!"

by Oofian August 9, 2022

William Devious

William Devious is the most Devious ahhh man on the planet, being the most goofy human I know currently. He is very likeable though and is good a meth - sorry math.

Shot, William Devious!
STOP BEING DEVIOUS, William Devious
Look at that devious ahhh creature, William Devious
No one is more devious than William Devious.

by BobbyJenkinsTheLionHearted June 19, 2023