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DEAR JOHN

Saying "Dear John" singnifies your a bitch who would leave John for litterally no reason, when you could have just explained your situation, leaving both you and "John" separate from the one you love for the rest of your lives.
by Godddddamng it November 30, 2021
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Dear

Term of affection for the one you love more than any other.
"Sweet dreams, dear"
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Dear reader.

I know Heatherly sent you to see this definition.
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Dear Diary

A saying used when things are going ridiculously against your favor; often so bad that it is comical.

The term was coined by the staff at a popular mexican restaurant chain in Newington, NH, USA.
Example 1: *An entire pack of sour cream explodes on the floor and you have to clean it up*

“Dear diary”

Example 2: *You are running late for your appointment, and once you get in your car and start it, you realize you are out of gas*

“Dear diary”
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Dear

Dear
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Dear Universe

A non-religious and atheist/agnostic friendly way to express "Dear God" or "Dear Lord".
Dear Universe, wtf is happening!?

Dear Universe! HELP ME!

Oh my Dear Universe, this is not good.
by LingDanc803 September 18, 2023
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