Smushin cushion

Ones butt, preferably a large one.

"Hey Man, that chick has a massive smushin cushion".

by Smushin Cushion God October 19, 2021

Gutter Cushion

1)A person, usually a female, that is both very poor and has sex with people free of charge.
Usually attaches themselves to their partner’s place of residence and returns the favor in sexual ways (because they are too poor to repay in money).

2)A variation of gutter whore

Guy 1: Man you look like crap, whats going on
Guy 2: I met a gutter cushion at the coffee house the other day she stayed with me a few days and was amazing in bed until I found out that she was gone along with my rent money.

by Mr. December January 29, 2008

cushion oyster

Referring to a load of semen left on a chair or couch or backseat.

Also used in reference to a kid that's a couch potatoe.

Who is that over there on the couch? That's my little cushion oyster.

by HookerHuey June 16, 2024

The Soggy Whoopie Cushion

When you creampie a girl and then sit on her to push it all out.

Bro me and my girl were going at it right? Then she asks for the soggy whoopie cushion. Long story short it was a lot of cleanup.

by Burgerman306 June 2, 2021

Portuguese whoopie cushion

When you break wind into a woman’s vagina and she then queefs it out

Watch out for Christine, she’s always up for a Portuguese whoopie cushion

by Skeeeeeyeeee January 17, 2024

Cookie Cushion

The area above the female Public Bone.

AKA a Fupa.
See also Pansa.

"Go ahead and rest you head on my Cookie Cushion."

by CARRIED_AWAY October 18, 2024

show cushions

A cushion used for display purposes only. Also works for towels, rugs and other household furnishings that should have a purpose in life except to be awed at by its perfection.

Show cushions; Husband goes to sit down on the sofa after a long days work. Wife says "Take the cushions off before you sit down!! They are for show not your fat arse!!"

by Chainsaw-Charlie May 16, 2016