Cushion squish

When you take a shit under someone(s) couch cushions.

Person1: I heard thomas snuck into bryants house and gave him a cushion squish
Person2: Prolly took him a month to get rid of the smell

by BearEggs December 01, 2018

Amsterdam Potato

The last piece of steak no-one will eat

We went to sizzlers last night and my buddy spilled juice on the steak. Now uts an Amsterdam Potato

by BearEggs November 20, 2018

Bone Stifle

When you’re at an event of sorts and you have a rockin’ boner. The only thing is you cannot masturbate

I was at the movies with my girl and I had to bone stifle Mrs. incredible

Mmmmmmmm

by BearEggs November 20, 2018

Scared shit

When you’re takin a shit in a stall with a faulty lock

I was at school taking a scared shit

by BearEggs November 21, 2018

Hot pocket

When a man fucks a woman at such a fast rate her cooch becomes a flaming hot pouch. Just like a hot pocket

Person1: I heard Axel gave Bethany a hot pocket
Person2: Well yeah No Nut November just ended

by BearEggs December 26, 2018