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Definitions by BearEggs

Hot pocket 

When a man fucks a woman at such a fast rate her cooch becomes a flaming hot pouch. Just like a hot pocket
Person1: I heard Axel gave Bethany a hot pocket
Person2: Well yeah No Nut November just ended
Hot pocket by BearEggs December 26, 2018

Cushion squish 

Person1: I heard thomas snuck into bryants house and gave him a cushion squish
Person2: Prolly took him a month to get rid of the smell
Cushion squish by BearEggs December 1, 2018

Scared shit 

When you’re takin a shit in a stall with a faulty lock
I was at school taking a scared shit
Scared shit by BearEggs November 21, 2018

Amsterdam Potato

The last piece of steak no-one will eat
We went to sizzlers last night and my buddy spilled juice on the steak. Now uts an Amsterdam Potato
Amsterdam Potato by BearEggs November 20, 2018

Bone Stifle 

When you’re at an event of sorts and you have a rockin’ boner. The only thing is you cannot masturbate
I was at the movies with my girl and I had to bone stifle Mrs. incredible

Mmmmmmmm
Bone Stifle by BearEggs November 20, 2018