Cushion squish

When you take a shit under someone(s) couch cushions.

Person1: I heard thomas snuck into bryants house and gave him a cushion squish
Person2: Prolly took him a month to get rid of the smell

by BearEggs December 01, 2018

Bone Stifle

When you’re at an event of sorts and you have a rockin’ boner. The only thing is you cannot masturbate

I was at the movies with my girl and I had to bone stifle Mrs. incredible

Mmmmmmmm

by BearEggs November 20, 2018

Scared shit

When you’re takin a shit in a stall with a faulty lock

I was at school taking a scared shit

by BearEggs November 22, 2018

Amsterdam Potato

The last piece of steak no-one will eat

We went to sizzlers last night and my buddy spilled juice on the steak. Now uts an Amsterdam Potato

by BearEggs November 20, 2018

Hot pocket

When a man fucks a woman at such a fast rate her cooch becomes a flaming hot pouch. Just like a hot pocket

Person1: I heard Axel gave Bethany a hot pocket
Person2: Well yeah No Nut November just ended

by BearEggs December 26, 2018