People of Crypto

An umberella term that is used to describe people from the most oppressed and marginalised group in society, as known as NFT owners.
And to NFTphobes out there keep whining about how NFTs are bad for the environment: Stop whining about us being heckin' rich and valid. You don't care about the environment, in fact, nobody does.

Someone: "Are you white"
Us People of Crypto😎💰: "No I am a person of Crypto"

by 69loli_fucker420 December 9, 2021

crypt orchid

the scientific terms used to describe the physical condition of a male born without having had his testicles descend into the scrotum and therefore his scrotum is empty and his testicles are in the trunk of the body. This male may get prosthetic testicles for his sac or be doomed to a life of flapping scrotum skin in the wind.

"what was that?"

"oh, it's my empty scrotum flapping in the breeze....it's my crypt orchids..."

by MintyLeila June 29, 2005

cryptobating

When you look at all your cryptocurrency and masturbate.

i'm cryptobating so hard right now, i just came.

by JonTylerG January 10, 2018

Cryptic Castle

A very KEWL server with a bunch of EDGY KEWL kids. The server has a wholesome and normal owner, a cute boi mod, a kid who always seems to complain bout his life but everyone loves him, a LADY who basically is the owner of the server but doesnt have the role, a madlad guy who is banned but will be forever remembered, a guy who constantly love to post his selfies even tho majority of them are cringe, a bunch of close friends of the LADY and some other ppl.
Should u join this server?
yes IF u have an extra life.

Boy 1 : have u seen cryptic castle

Boy 2 : no
Boy 1 : ok
Boy 2 : ok

by Synced_out_ May 24, 2021

Crypto

Crypto is a video game character in a game called Apex Legends. He is the op version of a guy called Bloodhound. He can send out a drone to detect villains around him. His drone has a power called E.M.P were he can break people's sheilds in the game. he came out at season 3

bro have you seen the new crypto character.
THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED: dude i just got a legendary crypto skin as soon as I got 12000 coins to get a new legend.

by epic games mate October 16, 2019

crypticnoone

To be the best Twitter account in the history of Twitter

Albert : That tweet was a banger
IcyVert : I know. it got me feeling like CrypticNoOne

by Corn⭐ October 6, 2020

Cryptard

The most annoying/retarded fatass in the world.

"Jake, you're such a fucking cryptard.."

by blahblahblah123456734 June 14, 2009