Comperstand

Definition 1: To ask someone to make you understand something. Most of the time something questionable or with no answer.

Definition 2: Asking someone if they understood or heard what you said.

Def 1- Guy 1: Can someone comperstand for me why the hell on beyblade they shoot beyblades from helicopters?
Guy 2: ...I dont know.

Def 2- Guy 1: Hey man can you get me a Dr. pepper?

Guy 2: Huh? What did you say?

Guy 1: Did you not comperstand me? I said to get me a Dr. pepper while youre up.

Guy 2: Oh ok.

by GutenTagFaust October 25, 2010

compassionut

When you’re not into a girl but you fuck her anyways

I didnt really want to bang her but I figured i had to, so i gave her the ol’ compassionut

by 1312 May 18, 2019

Compassion Cupcake

When your buddy is feeling down, you fill their ass with an “ample amount” of coolwhip and eat it out. Great for rainy days, it’s sure to make you feel better when you’re sad.

My buddy Rafael is looking upset today. I think I’ll give him a tasty compassion cupcake.

by xX_odie_Xx October 23, 2019

Compassionist

One who constantly feels compassion.

She was a compassionist for the boy who had no friends.

by elizabeth_schuyler1776 May 5, 2020

Conversion Breakup

A conversion breakup is when your boyfriend breaks up with you because he realises he's gay.

Me: Why did Sara breakup with Mark.
Jenna: It was a conversion breakup.
Me: Ooh that explains a lot about Marks personality anyway so its not that shocking.

by ppooooppyy August 10, 2020

Compressionist

A compressionist is someone who has moved beyond being a hobbyist in the art of video compression, i.e. people who compress entire movies into tiny MP4s.

I actually blame Imgur's MP4 expansion for it.
Compressionists went into overdrive when it became a thing.

by Fulcrum Agent August 2, 2021

Conversion Therapy

The practice of using emotional intervention or some form of encouragement to change a persons sexual orientation to heterosexual (straight).

Guy 1 (lets say bisexual): Should I try conversion therapy, I'm not sure about this decision.
Guy 2 (straight): I- no?!

by Pokel_ May 12, 2022