Comparing Shades of shit

When two things are both shitty and awful, but someone wants to whataboutism something else shitty.

Youre just comparing shades of shit.

They both are shit. It's not a competition. Stop trying to one up shit. If they're both shit. Stop splitting grey hairs.

Jess is an unemployed loser
Yeah but what about your bother John.

You're just comparing shades of shit.

by tepest January 2, 2024

collingliz

A kind and precious human being

collingliz is so precious and cool

by Doogan May 2, 2024

Coloring

Making someone bleed from anal sex

“How much coloring have you been doing lately?”
“Uh-bunch.”

by Queenqueefqueer December 20, 2024

Colgating

The act of massaging out sperm out of ones flaccid penis while working the balls and literally pumping out the secretion; as if squeezing the remaining toothpaste out of a tube . This is done preferrably above the reciprocant.

Colgating: After a hard night of drug use Jim was unable to achieve an erection; therefore he had to colgate his girlfriend instead as she always requires a milky load before sleep.

by Jimbo_the_dude_69 January 22, 2025

Collapsing Trachea

When you punch your partner in the throat while receiving oral pleasure

Benzy preformed a collapsing trachea on the porn star.

by thereaper51 February 3, 2026

Coloring

(Verb) to go to the bathroom and jerk off

“Teacher, may I go to the bathroom to do some coloring?”

by Ermes, the Thug of Tug December 18, 2025

Collingwood Crack

When two people, typically homeless and high on drugs, have sex in a public washroom

Person A: Did you hear about what happened at school yesterday??
Person B: Yeah, it was a classic Collingwood Crack

by chudtopia January 4, 2026