Clops

Episodes on Mad Tv that show a playdough version of the tv show "COPS", arresting people and things like Mr. Peanut, Energizer bunny, M&M's, Santa Clause and more.

Clops with the Energizer Bunny and M&M's.

"I was just in the stall changing my baby and this monster wanted to suck the chocolate off my peanut"

by Anthony Rojas May 28, 2005

cloppy

Cloppy the late night horse on Conan O'brian who is very funny and always threatens to commit suicide.

Did you see cloppy do the farmers wife last night?

by crazyfock November 5, 2003

clopping

When you spend the whole day buying items off of craigslist ads. (Craigs list shopping)

We spent the whole day clopping and bought an entire house of furniture for $600.

by icontender November 18, 2010

clopen

Applies to a door where it is half open and half closed. In order to maintain sufficient airflow in an un-air conditioned room or under-air conditioned room, while still maintaining some level of privacy.

Hey leave that door clopen it's warm in here.

by Dont Hoff me bro August 18, 2010

social clopen

When a retail slave closes the store, gets wasted at a bar or party, then has to open the next day. Occurs as the result of a scheduling snafu where the retail manager overhears that his or her retail robots are going to a party and makes the schedule such that they get 8 hours in between shifts to party, eat, sleep, shower, iron clothes and shave. As a result, the retail robots typically omit many of those steps (especially the ironing clothes part), and go to work wasted the next morning, if at all.

Knowing he had to be at work at 5 a.m. the next day for inventory, James social clopened, threw a kegger, and ultimately threw up all over the office the next morning.

by bodazzle July 6, 2010

clopen

Not quite closed and not quite open. The act of opening a can of coke as if not to completely break open the seal, but just enough so that the coke can be sucked out. Leaving at the end, an empty can of coke that looks unopened.

hey are you going to clopen that?

by syper January 19, 2006

Clopped

1.The Sexual act of ejaculating onto a womans eye and thus causing a slight stinging pain in her eyeball, resembling a cyclops which from it gets its name.

2. Also an adjective for just about any situation.

Bro 1: dude last night i totally clopped that chick last night
Bro 2: Shit man thats awesome

by Brohemoth June 24, 2010