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Clunge Scrubb

A cleaning device for ones vagine
Often to be used in the case of an extreamly disease ridden, unclean, scabby vagine
Girl 1: Mate have you got any Clunge Scrubb? My minge piece is itching like mad!
Girl 2: No sorry i ran out after Georgina gave me thrush...
by Cum Face June 23, 2009
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Clunge Collecting

Where you proceed to go out in search for clunge. Your one and only aim is for clunge. This is called clunge collecting, you will do anything to get that clunge (girl/vagina).
Crystal: oh no its the minge mauraders ... i dont know how they've found us but they have... run! ... run!

Michelle: I hate those clunge collecting bastards. Darn them to heck.

Crystal: we betta get outta here before they collect our clunge.

Michelle: Thank god they didnt see us... but i knew that clunge collector... he does anything to get clunge nowadays ... i pretty sure they call him Wes around these parts.
by moleskinator August 24, 2009
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Intellectual Clone

A person's intellectual clone is someone who believes what that person believes and knows what that person knows.
Intellectual clone is a metaphorical term. The possibility of two people actually being intellectual clones is small.
by Robert M. Goldberg July 25, 2006
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Clunge Puppet

A man whos life is controlled by his girlfriend
I can't believe you're not coming to the pub you clunge puppet.
by !Harv08! December 21, 2008
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Stage 6 clinger

One stage above a stage 5 clinger. This person did not derive their obsession with the opposing person through sex, but simply through a random act of kindness. If you have ever been called at 4am and the other person "just wanted to talk" you have a stage 6 clinger on your hands.
Fred: Jane is such a stage 5 clinger.
Jack: Did you guys have sex?
Fred: No.
Jack: Well then she is definitely a stage 6 clinger.
by B.A. Trustwurthy March 30, 2010
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Clunge Toad

Noun. (colloquial) : An aborted foetus or miscarriage.
1) "She's just laid an absolute clunge toad."

2) "Did you ask if you could keep your clunge toad when you were at the hospital?"
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clunge pastry

The sticky, gelatin substance that remains around female genitalia after sexual intercourse. What was once simply clunge juice turns into clunge pastry by a process similar to the way iron rusts: oxidisation.

It is believed that in some nations, clunge pastry is seen as an edible delicacy, particularly when spread over some toast with a bit of jam.

Warning: clunge pastry sticks in your pubes.
Bill: How was Cecilia last night?
Ted: The sex was good, snuggling wasn't bad, but I'm still trying to get her clunge pastry out of my sheets - take a look <shows Bill>
Bill: Dude that's fucking disgusting!!
Ted: Dude!! I know!!

Leonardo da Vinci: Iron rusts from disuse, water loses its purity and becomes stagnant... even so does clunge pastry sap the vigour of the penis
by tysoncbeckford December 23, 2009
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