Chock Puckler

A thinly veiled pseudonym for "cock-sucker", permitting use of the term in public settings where the the unabashed term might be frowned upon.

* While in the crowd at a little league game *
You: Chris Matthews is a chock puckler.
Them: Come again?
You: Total chock puckler
Them: Ahh, got it

by SurferJ November 21, 2011

Clock Dyslexia

The inability to read an analog clock with precision, or knowledge of the Roman numerals.

Madeline: Johnny, what time is it?

Johnny: Why? There's a clock right there!!

Madeline: I want a precise time.

Johnny: You must have clock dyslexia. It's 1:17

by RoyalYoshi August 2, 2016

Clocket

The sound one’s balls make when slapping against their thigh. Typically heard when one goes commando.

When Rajesh came down the stairs after a hot shower, all that could be heard was “clocket, clocket, clocket”

by Kittykat99 November 23, 2018

caffeine o'clock

The time at which caffeine is required to commence or continue mental and/or social function. Most common towards the end of the week or during a night shift.

See also "half past caffeine"

Person 1: "You've been staring at that screen for an hour, and haven't done a thing. You know this work's due in an hour right?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I got like four hours sleep and can't concentrate. It's definitely caffeine o'clock."

by archangel62 May 28, 2009

Awesome O'clock

Awesome O'clock is every hour of the day, when you don't have the time.

'Hey man, what's te time?'
'Awesome O'clock'

by coolstuff July 16, 2009

2 o'clock shower

Getting up at 2 in the mourning to masterbate.

Jesse went to take a 2 o'clock shower.

Michael got up early for his 2 o'clock shower

by kingdongggg October 22, 2010

Portland Alarm Clock

Being awakened by your partner as they begin to preform a sexual act on you.

When your wake up as your partners hand or head moves towards your crotch for a hand job or oral sex

Bill "How was your weekend?"
Charlie "Great, we went in to the city, dinner, movie stayed in awesome hotel. Plus, my wife woke me up with a Portland Alarm Clock Saturday and Sunday.

by Padre Midday March 14, 2011