dave chappelle

Rick James, Bitch.

I said look bitch, I'm Rick James.

by iswm March 1, 2004

Chipples

"suffering from Chipples" is a phrase used to describe someone who has never reached or never will reach average height. It is a polite way of describing someone as being stumpy.

"I'm terribly sorry madam, but I am afraid that your son is suffering from Chipples."

by rofwords July 3, 2009

chappedDiCk

Comes from the anglosaxon word meaning dry penis. 1) when your penis gets cracked and dry related to lack of lube during intercourse. 2) When your penis becomes dry and cracked related to ineffective homecare resulting in skin infection.

As in:
Think dirty Lucy when we fuck, you give my pepe ChappedDICK when you get dry"

by Professor candi February 4, 2005

chapped arse

A painful, dry skin condition between the arse cheeks, often caused by excess sweat or a night out on the piss

fuck me, have you got any savlon? i ended up going for a kebab when i was arseholed last night, an woke up this morning with a bout of chapped arse

by barry bouffante May 17, 2006

crapplehead

to get head right after stickin it in her/his bunger

Damn, that nasty bitch got crappleheaded

by hardee July 13, 2003

Chapaple

When you slap somebody in the face with a penis

"yesterday my girlfriend made me mad, so I just gave her a chapaple"

by Mr. FernRod April 2, 2009

Chappeling Out

For an item to be caught in the wind and spread out wide

My scarf is chappeling out in the wind

by PJBrown89 November 4, 2012