boner canoe

When a man slides his boner between the lips of a woman's vagina without penetrating. The act of boner canoeing is often done in a pool, river, or lake.

Dude! Look over there, Jared is giving Tina a boner canoe!

by BreakBeatDrums August 15, 2015

Douche Canoe

somebody who exceeds the regulations of normal douchebaggery, thus is a douche canoe

^ emma: whats that smell?, it smells like dick!!!
^ adam: seriously dude, ur a douche canoe

by adamINTHEVAN July 14, 2011

unskinned canoe

A dry vagina having sex with with an uncircumcised penis. #fuckyouwomensrights

She was so bad she reminded me of anew unskinned canoe!

by Paul Breen January 7, 2015

Moose Canoe

Like a motorboat.....only lower.....on a guy.

She gave me a moose canoe and I could feel my balls vibrating on her cheeks.

by Uber_Goose April 6, 2017

Tipping The Canoe

An innuendo for sex

You man I was so, like, at this girl's house and we were tipping the canoe a bit.

by Big Dick Shakur July 7, 2016

Space Canoe

A guy rubs his dick between the ass checks of a woman making it look as though his dick is in a canoe. Without warning he yells "To infinity and beyond!" and then immediately slams his penis into her ass dry.

"Man, I gave that chick the Space Canoe last night. She was mad as hell but I was to drunk to care."

by Spacecanoe April 10, 2016

canoe party

Intentional flooding of one's basement for use in swimming, kayaking, and other craziness.

Dude, did you go to that canoe party? We played bumper cars with boats!

by Steve Willmy April 15, 2007