Brumder

A grown man living in the basement of a married couple and their family. Between haggling the couple's children for urine samples and foreinicating with the family maid he manages to still have time for his X-box, picking fights. A Brumder lives off of snuff, mad dog, cheap cigars, and chanellos, along with the occasional cigarette (but only when provided by his princess.)

man 1: dude i just banged my maid while drunk on mad dog while playing X- Box and eatting chanellos.
man 2: god ur such a brumder

by princess February 10, 2005

Brumper

Brumper is a name for a couch or sofa usable only by old people, especially grandparents.

Synonyms:
Davenport; Chesterfield

"Oh Thomas, get of the brumper and come eat your breakfast"

by Matthew McMahon June 20, 2018

Gary brummet

A old fagot wannabe ninja who cant do anything without grunting or complaining..............................and has noodle arms

OMG you such a fag stop acting like Gary brummet

by Phalanges Ortega May 26, 2010

crow bummer

Colloquial term for a Goth. So named because of their tendency to "bum crows".

I went to see Bauhaus and I couldn;t move for crowbummers.

by Tony Mosserelli October 4, 2004

Bummer

getting a blowjob from a female bum

Mang I ain't had but 5 bucks on me so I had to settle for a bummer.

by R-B-G May 6, 2009

Bummer

A blow-job from a homeless chick. A combination of bum and hummer.

Guy 1: Dude, I heard you were seen in an alley with State-Street Stacy last night.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, she gave me a bummer in exchange for a KFC famous bowl.

by The Mosquito May 5, 2009

bummerini

The action of defecation outdoors, particularly in urban and suburban areas, such as streets, alleys, sidewalks, lawns, etc.

I couldn't wait for the restaurant bathroom so i had to bummerini out back in the alley.

by brown sexy July 11, 2006