french bread and celery

In just about every TV and movie scene where a woman is carrying a bag of groceries,there is always a loaf of french bread and a stalk of celery sticking out of the top of the bag. Never a box of crackers or a roll of toilet paper.

In real life,you hardly ever see a woman coming out of Food Lion with "french bread and celery" bag of groceries.

by wolfbait51 April 11, 2011

Boneless bread

A joke to confused your friend, its actualy just a combination of boneless and bread, bread had no bones witch is fake, its good to confused your friend if they offer you bread

Me: wanna have a bread dash?
Dash: no, i want boneless bread
Me: what?,
Dash: boneless bread!
Me: whats a boneless bread?
Dash: boneless bread, you dont know boneless bread?
Me: wha?, what?,dies of confusion

by Proxley the serwofun caretaker August 20, 2019

Let’s Get This Bread

Let’s Get This Bread is a phrase commonly used to mean “let’s get/make money”, where the “bread” refers to money. The phrase most likely originated in the grocery industry, in which the weekly paychecks are delivered to the stores via the regular bread shipment.

I got a sick new job, let’s get this bread!

by allicrocs January 4, 2019

butt bread

The end of the bread that no one wants. Located at the begining and the end of the loaf. The first and last peice.

Greg : "¿I made a sandwich Jessica, do you want it?¿"
Jessica : " Eww...you made it with the butt bread, no thanks!!!"

by Gezzikita August 21, 2006

The Breadstick Maneuver

The tactical act of munching down cloves of raw garlic prior to engaging in oral sex, with intentions of giving the man super stink dick and scaring away any future potential females (if the female is of higher noble status she may top off the blowjob with a clove of fresh basil and a murmuring of the words "les bijoux de famille")

I had this clairvoyance that Chad was fooling around with other woman behind my back, so I pulled the Breadstick Maneuver.

by CF19 January 25, 2019

lil breadstick

noun. a girl with the username liv.breadstick on tiktok

ay yo lil breadstick wsg

by char.char222 August 22, 2020

Anchovy Breadstick

When you suck a penis that has very recently been inside a vagina. The layer of vaginal residue left on the penis can also can also make it totally NOT gay if you are a guy sucking that penis.

"I was fucking Nadia and then pulled out so her friend could finish me with her mouth."

"Wow! Very nice! The old anchovy breadstick!"

by zimdoh March 29, 2021