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Bonobo

1. (noun) An adorable species of monkey that is particularly known for its dazzling cheeks, stunning eyes, and its resplendent physical stature. It is probably most famous for its ability to imitate the new born and its unique way of communication with other species of monkey. Characteristics of the Bonobo also include a sporadic sexual appetite and a tendency to indulge in naughty endeavors.

2. (adj.) Used to describe any sexy female with a gorgeous personality.

3. (noun) A hotty with a body.
1. The Bonobo climbed the tree and talked to a fellow Gibbon.

2. Yo John! Did you see that chick? She was so fine, she was just pure Bonobo!

3. Dayum!! What a Bonobo!
by DJ G-Gib April 23, 2011
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Pro-bono

Having sex with a soon-to-be ex that you are about to break up with, as a favour.
Friend: Why did you have sex Brian last night when you just turned around and dumped him?
Me: Ah, I was giving him a pro-bono, he needed it.
by drolenoir April 25, 2014
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Bono

A poor man whose motivation, means and deeds of contributing to humanitarianism is always taken by some people as incorrect or impure. Luckily, there are still many people love him and he has a great band to be with to act as GOD.
-Bono is a crap!
-Well, that crap did something for sure.

We love love and we love Bono!

Bono is a very good humanitarian from the rock'n'roll stage.

When lots of rockers phi-drugs/abused sex, Bono phi-anthropy.
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Bonobo Handshake

Humans shake hands to greet. Bonobos have sex. Bonobo handshaking- having sex.
Businessman one: We've got the usual meet and greet- shake hands and smile 'sincerely'.
Businessman two: when it comes to greeting her businesswoman in distance, I's give her a bonobo handshake!
by Liakias April 8, 2009
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bono

the male equivalent to queefing, though it is not possible.
i totally just bono'd muhself!
by the-real-kibbles November 10, 2010
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Bono

Bono was the biggest piece of shit in the world until Randy Marsh broke the record with his own monstrous deuce.
by rustyschackleford January 24, 2008
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Bono

also known as "God". He's the lead singer of the best band in the world (U2), an activist with a great heart, and an advocate for justice.
by Hew March 21, 2005
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