Oprah

The first woman to have ever been taken hostage by her own minge.

Oprah's minge took her hostage when his plan to discredit her and force her into retirement backfired.

by rustyschackleford January 14, 2008

Bono

formerly the biggest piece of shit in the whole world

Bono was the biggest piece of shit in the world until Randy Marsh broke the record with his own monstrous deuce.

by rustyschackleford January 14, 2008