bukkake bliss

The state of utter happiness from sublime coverage in massive amounts of ejaculate.

That Tisha L. she used to be a regular cum dumpster, but now look at her...she is in bukkake bliss!!

by Dirty Little Pretty February 15, 2010

Postcoital Bliss

That euphoric feeling directly after having an orgasm. After orgasm, both men and women release the chemicals oxytocin, prolactin, gamma amino butyric acid (GABA), and endorphins that work to tell the body and mind to relax after sex.

We were just laying there enjoying the postcoital bliss and he said "I love you". And I said, "just enjoy the afterglow and don't get all sappy".

by Kate Charlton February 15, 2008

Your ignorance is my bliss

Feeling superior or laughing yourself into a coma when other people lack knowledge or are just plain stupid. Coined by Kevin Risk in 2010.

Educated person "I can't stop laughing at how stupid you are. Your ignorance is my bliss"

Green person *tries to clap but misses*

by party.priest April 8, 2010

Blister

A homosexual man

RuPaul is a blister

by Baltimore herbalist September 5, 2019

ignorance is NOT bliss

Lacking knowledge/being rude doesn't make you happy, #1: Lacking knowledge will make you look stupid (depends on the IQ level). Nobody likes it when people are stupid.
#2: Being rude will make everyone hate you. Nobody like it when people are rude.

Future: Then you will be sad for the rest of your life.

idiot: ignorance is bliss.
person with a functioning brain: oh really? No, ignorance is NOT bliss, fucktard!

by Caitlin13579 October 15, 2008

Oatmeal Blister

When a large puddle of semen is left on the body after ejaculation.

I left an oatmeal blister on her nose.

by Chris Hart July 1, 2005

bliss

1. a state where you feel happy and above all very relaxed. Usually one in state of bliss has seemingly lost all forms of concentration.
2. natural high
3. a very good song by Muse

if you have no worries thats when you have a good chance to enter the state of bliss

by El Jeffo November 26, 2006