breathing dragon

a breathing dragon is when you smack a girl in the back of the head during a blowjob as you "climax"

I gave my wife a breathing dragon and now I sleep on the couch.

by Baker November 19, 2004

beatling

Placing a Beatle wig on a sleeping victim so that they look like a member of The Greatest Band of All Time!

Since he was a Beatle Loser anyway, he didn't mind the beatling.

by nenaandphill August 25, 2006

bathing apes

amazing, yet EXTREMLY expensive shoes.

"haters getting mad cause i got me some bathing apes!" -soulja boy

by shg5jundsxfa November 11, 2007

Beating my dick

Beating your dick, means to masterbate one's penor. It is something we say in Pennsylvania, and almost everyone says it.

It also means to slack off, and we say that here a lot.

When I get REALLY HORNY, I just gotta beat my dick!

He should be doing his homework, but instead he's just sitting around beating his dick(slacking off).

I love beating my dick, it feels so good to release the poon.

by Porner Brothers December 17, 2011

beatling

To spend your time chilling out to Beatles music.

Giselle: How was your weekend?
Jacob: Spent the whole time beatling.
Giselle: Awesome, same here!

by Jicib January 10, 2009

fire breathing dragon

immmediately following ejaculation during oral sex, a man covers a womans mouth and punches her in the stomach, causing the ejaculate to be expelled through the nasal passage. it appears that she has magically transformed into a medieval beast. this is only to be performed by brave knights. (see also: smoking dragons breath)

"hey sean. what's that mess on the wall?" "oh that. last night i slayed a fire breathing dragon on the couch."

by sean_517 August 5, 2006

beating the meat

What males should probably never do without lotion.

I walked in on the fool beating the meat dry. Damn, I hope he ain't start no fire....

by None Of Ya Damn Bid-ness April 18, 2008