Bernie Madoff

Cum in a girls eyes so that they are completely blind and throw her face-down on the floor. Quickly get dressed and then take her money as you leave. As you run out the door, yell "Gotcha bitch!".

"Alright boys im buying tonight. I Bernie Madoff-ed some bitch last night so I have an extra $200 laying around."

by Word 1981 September 3, 2009

bernie kosar

the sexist man ALIVE (also plays football).his penis is SO large, that the earth is one of his balls.

ur friend: damn that guys hot!
u: but not as hot as bernie kosar!

by Dave Farley April 4, 2005

Boy Berries

1)The male testicular's, usually when smaller than usual due to cold conditions and resemble berries.

2)Can just mean really small balls.

Brad "Dude it's icey as hell out here freezing my bollocks off"

Matt "Yeah tell me about it got a bad case of the boy berries!"

by Brad-eth March 14, 2009

Dingle Berries

A red or brown ornament attached to a woman’s pubic hair. Many times dingle berries can occur in a cluster. Brown dingle berries occur if a woman has yet to learn the classy behavior of wiping front to back. As a side note, a woman wiping front to back, so that waste is directed away from her fun parts is a good way to prevent yeast infections. As is remembering to stand before flushing. Sitting over the water while it’s flushing can result in delicate areas getting splashed with small amounts of toilet water from the bowl (yuck!). Festive red dingle berries occur periodically during the intermittent raspberry season in a woman’s magical forest. While not all sanitary wipes are delicate enough for delicate skin (ouch!), sanitary wipes may be sturdier than regular bath tissue and result in less dingle berry formation during major raspberry juice cleanups.

Those Dingle Berries in Congress are still debating climate change because they are being paid off. They need to get to work enabling positive and reasonable change.

by IronMikey April 12, 2023

jesus berries

Another way of saying olives. Because they're synonomous with the area in which Jesus lived.

"Usually at Thanksgiving kids like to stick their fingers in Jesus berries."

by oscar green September 3, 2007

berier

a weird noise that abacorns make, possibly to attract the opposite sex.

In AlecWorld, we heard the "Berier" of an abacorn.

by Mr.Awsome November 16, 2003

Bertie

Someone who brings a bucket to a festival for no reason other than shitting in it.

"I heard he did a Bertie at download"
"Such a Bert"

by Danny Bremner July 11, 2020