2 definitions by Danny Bremner

Bertie

Someone who brings a bucket to a festival for no reason other than shitting in it.
"I heard he did a Bertie at download"
"Such a Bert"
by Danny Bremner July 11, 2020
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Cuckoholic

Someone who is addicted to being a cuck
Dan: "Lee, you coming to the pub tonight?"
Lee: "Can't mate, I'm being a cuckoholic"
by Danny Bremner July 11, 2020
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