Brunch

A Bro Punch.

The act of a Bro punching another Bro.

Bro 1: "Hey look over there!"
Bro 2: "Huh?" {looks away}
{PUNCH!}
Bro 2: "Ahhhhh, What was that bro?"
Bro 1" That was a brunch for sleeping with my ex-girlfriend!

by mondoinvasion July 8, 2009

sunday brunch

When you inadvertently and/or hilariously offer oral (or bestiality, or the like) to your best friend via text, because, thanks to the crowdsourcing of language on UD, everything is a sexual euphemism now.

Me: Hey girl! :) Do you want to come over for Sunday brunch?

Julie: Whaa? You DO know what that means, don't you? You'd better check Urban Dictionary before you invite anyone to brunch again. LMFAO.

Julie: But yes, I'm free for brunch.

by Tuesday Supper April 26, 2016

Brunch

(V.) To smoke cigarettes or other tobacco products. A fancier name for, "Smoking". It make's you sound refined and confuses most people, like your apart of and exclusive club.

(Guy #1) "Well, it's time for brunch".

(Guy #2) "lead the way, my watch reads; brunch-thirty"

*(Confused eavesdroppers look at each other)*

(eavesdropper #1) "Why the fuck did he just say, "brunch"?

(eavesdropper #2) "I don't know, my phone says 4:30 p.m."?

(eavesdropper #1) "Hmm... I bet they're important".

by Noodletron2007 October 30, 2010

braunch

the area between the genitals and anus; taint, grundel, chode

t'aint the balls or the anus- 'tis the braunch!

by the guyyyy June 15, 2006

brunchy

Anglo-EEAAA-IAN Noun, derived from frenchy, brunch and paddington bear meaning 'to be frenchy'.

'brunchy ennit'

by Lloyd January 21, 2004

Brunch it up

To make something look or be more gay. The opposite of "butch it up."

Are you really wearing that to the Pride parade? Why don't you brunch it up a little with a bucket hat?

by Captain Audacity October 14, 2008

brunch lover

Well paid gay man who enjoys dining with friends, often on weekend mornings after a night out.

That table of brunch lovers must have got an early start with the bottomless mimosas.

by andy54321 May 4, 2009