(V.) To smoke cigarettes or other tobacco products. A fancier name for, "Smoking". It make's you sound refined and confuses most people, like your apart of and exclusive club.
(Guy #1) "Well, it's time for brunch".
(Guy #2) "lead the way, my watch reads; brunch-thirty"
*(Confused eavesdroppers look at each other)*
(eavesdropper #1) "Why the fuck did he just say, "brunch"?
(eavesdropper #2) "I don't know, my phone says 4:30 p.m."?
(eavesdropper #1) "Hmm... I bet they're important".
(Guy #2) "lead the way, my watch reads; brunch-thirty"
*(Confused eavesdroppers look at each other)*
(eavesdropper #1) "Why the fuck did he just say, "brunch"?
(eavesdropper #2) "I don't know, my phone says 4:30 p.m."?
(eavesdropper #1) "Hmm... I bet they're important".
by Noodletron2007 October 30, 2010