by Nascarfan2007 January 15, 2023
Get the Ralphie barkermug. Refers to the infuriating/humiliating "auditory chain-reaction" that often occurs with all da neighborhood dogs... you merely walk by one house with a dog tethered out front, and he starts barking at you, then the dogs next door --- even if they're locked inside the house --- hear him and start yappin', too, and then the hound at the property next to that one starts howling, and so on and so on and so on... pretty soon all da canines within a half-mile radius are barkin' fit to bust, when whatever the first dog was barking at isn't even anywhere near those other dogs' vicinity.
I try to scavenge for returnables only during the mid-to-late daylight hours, so that the resulting barker-brigade in the roadside homes will create a minimum of "the dogs woke me up!" aggravation.
by QuacksO July 9, 2018
Get the barker-brigademug. A small Village in western NY that no one knows of. Can’t afford anything and sports teams suck. Best thing to do is go to a shitty taco place and a pizza place. The school is okay but A lot of Racism.
by BrockPurdysolos January 29, 2023
Get the Barkermug. A person who is 'all bark and no bite'.
Commonly acting threatening, but in reality they are really harmless. They are the complete opposite of a biter.
Commonly acting threatening, but in reality they are really harmless. They are the complete opposite of a biter.
by that ominous guy April 13, 2015
Get the barkermug. In a devils threesome, when a girl queefs and farts in a dudes mouth. He holds it in and blows it back into her mouth. Then he says "the price is wrong bob."
by Splurge May 27, 2017
Get the Anti barkermug. (adj.) /ˈbɑ kə ɛsk/
A term used to describe a peculiar cultural archetype; the overly-performative liberal sissy who wears his virtue on his sleeve but somehow reeks of ironic alpha energy. A Barker Esc character often walks the tightrope between woke softness and bizarre masculine bravado, there’s a dash of cuck energy and deeply negative aura mixed with a strange dominance complex that nobody asked for. They might apologise for being white, then cut you off mid-sentence to explain why they actually understand oppression better. A "Barker esc" individual can also be described as a specific breed of liberal male who postures as sensitive, non progressive cuck whom which unsubtly radiates suppressed rage and kink-shame of a man who's been psychologically neutered by his own ideology. The Barker Esc persona is all performative empathy on the outside, but inside, there's a seething storm of cuckold fantasies and diesel-fume alpha envy.
Core traits:
Obsessive RAM/Hilux discourse (as identity, not utility)
Quiet cuckold energy with loud progressive slogans
Lowers his voice around blue-collar men, raises it around art students and women
diabolical manly alpha stench
A term used to describe a peculiar cultural archetype; the overly-performative liberal sissy who wears his virtue on his sleeve but somehow reeks of ironic alpha energy. A Barker Esc character often walks the tightrope between woke softness and bizarre masculine bravado, there’s a dash of cuck energy and deeply negative aura mixed with a strange dominance complex that nobody asked for. They might apologise for being white, then cut you off mid-sentence to explain why they actually understand oppression better. A "Barker esc" individual can also be described as a specific breed of liberal male who postures as sensitive, non progressive cuck whom which unsubtly radiates suppressed rage and kink-shame of a man who's been psychologically neutered by his own ideology. The Barker Esc persona is all performative empathy on the outside, but inside, there's a seething storm of cuckold fantasies and diesel-fume alpha envy.
Core traits:
Obsessive RAM/Hilux discourse (as identity, not utility)
Quiet cuckold energy with loud progressive slogans
Lowers his voice around blue-collar men, raises it around art students and women
diabolical manly alpha stench
by Mr Eumbo himself May 26, 2025
Get the Barker Escmug. by vausey9 March 2, 2021
Get the ewan barkermug.