Cayden :Have you seen, Rianna Jade Barker today? Well I mean the most amazing sister since 2001!
Carter: Yeah! I saw her in her room watching YouTube and doing her hair. We are supposed to go Pokémon shopping later with Tyler and Kaylyn.
Cayden: Can I come?
Carter: Sure! Let’s get the Mew Booster Box!
Cayden: Yay!
Carter: Yeah! I saw her in her room watching YouTube and doing her hair. We are supposed to go Pokémon shopping later with Tyler and Kaylyn.
Cayden: Can I come?
Carter: Sure! Let’s get the Mew Booster Box!
Cayden: Yay!
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Person 1 to Person 3: Dude John just barkered us hard fml
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Person 1 to Person 3: Dude John just barkered us hard fml
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A term used to describe a peculiar cultural archetype; the overly-performative liberal sissy who wears his virtue on his sleeve but somehow reeks of ironic alpha energy. A Barker Esc character often walks the tightrope between woke softness and bizarre masculine bravado, there’s a dash of cuck energy and deeply negative aura mixed with a strange dominance complex that nobody asked for. They might apologise for being white, then cut you off mid-sentence to explain why they actually understand oppression better. A "Barker esc" individual can also be described as a specific breed of liberal male who postures as sensitive, non progressive cuck whom which unsubtly radiates suppressed rage and kink-shame of a man who's been psychologically neutered by his own ideology. The Barker Esc persona is all performative empathy on the outside, but inside, there's a seething storm of cuckold fantasies and diesel-fume alpha envy.
Core traits:
Obsessive RAM/Hilux discourse (as identity, not utility)
Quiet cuckold energy with loud progressive slogans
Lowers his voice around blue-collar men, raises it around art students and women
diabolical manly alpha stench
A term used to describe a peculiar cultural archetype; the overly-performative liberal sissy who wears his virtue on his sleeve but somehow reeks of ironic alpha energy. A Barker Esc character often walks the tightrope between woke softness and bizarre masculine bravado, there’s a dash of cuck energy and deeply negative aura mixed with a strange dominance complex that nobody asked for. They might apologise for being white, then cut you off mid-sentence to explain why they actually understand oppression better. A "Barker esc" individual can also be described as a specific breed of liberal male who postures as sensitive, non progressive cuck whom which unsubtly radiates suppressed rage and kink-shame of a man who's been psychologically neutered by his own ideology. The Barker Esc persona is all performative empathy on the outside, but inside, there's a seething storm of cuckold fantasies and diesel-fume alpha envy.
Core traits:
Obsessive RAM/Hilux discourse (as identity, not utility)
Quiet cuckold energy with loud progressive slogans
Lowers his voice around blue-collar men, raises it around art students and women
diabolical manly alpha stench
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“Yo wonder what joes doing over the holidays”
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“ he’s probably doing what a Flo barker would be doin”
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