asspiece

Replacing the slack-jawed lengthiness of "piece of ass" to something more streamlined and immediate.

Commonly used while driving through a city campus.

"Tube top...asspiece."
"Nerd girl...asspiece"

by Lambzilla January 22, 2008

asspickle

other: ass pickle,ass-pickle

origin:Florida,Tampa area, Riverview

creators:Eric Fe******s, and Marcell Ja**s

Deffinition: A ubercocky participant in an on-line FPS game (usually Halo 2)who pownes and is powned frequently and is a sore looser/winner that will complain about being powned or will rub the fact that he/she pownedyou.

Asspickle:dOOd, i #0#411"/ %0\/\/^3o/ u12 /\1253 m/\^
(dude ,I totally powned ur arse man)
actually
skilled
player: F*ck you 1337 wannabe noob douche

Asspickle:i 57!1_1_ %0\/\/^3o/ u12 /\1253 m/.....
(I still powned ur arse ma(n).....)
-asspickle player is sniped in back of head while trying to figure out his lame 1337 translation sheet from http://dum.asspickle.noob (or similar wannabe noob site)

by Eric F. July 16, 2008

Asspie

A pie that was set on an ass blanket

Would you eat an asspie?

by Sandy February 18, 2004

asspirating

on a hot summer day your butt starts melting and giving off a nasty smell.or when your having heavy sex and your partners ass starts smelling.

" hey whats that smell? "
"my bad im asspirating"

"dude stop asspirating around me"

by s.poon July 9, 2005

asspicnic

Something that you call someone, very much akin to |assfarmer|.

Dammit Quincy, you are such an asspicnic

by Burt Reynolds April 8, 2003

assiToes

its when a man or "women" sticks her foot into another women's ass...its like saying "I'll kick your ass" but for pleasure

Man: im going to assitoes your ass to next week
Women: oh god do it...oh...oh yeah...ooohhhhh..

by Dingis Fuks December 9, 2008

assitron

a person annoyingly obsessed robot related science fiction or techno music.

"i don't care about the terminator video game, assitron."
or
"are you listening to techno again assitron?

by bitterguy2009 June 23, 2009