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Amazon Steam Shack (ASS)

The fragrance after someone takes a hot shower then drops a really stinky poo, in which you go in the bathroom and it is humid and smells BAD.
AW, my roommate turned the bathroom into an Amazon steam shack!
Amazon Steam Shack (ASS)
by rockthejackwagon.com March 7, 2011
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Amazonian MudBall

when a large group of natives capture you, tie you up, and begin so slather mud/poop on your body,(commonly the penial area). after the mud/poop is slathered they bring in the tribe cheif who gives the victim a vigirous Hand Job.
Guy: hey man how was your trip to the Amazon?

Friend: it was great, i met some natives, they gave me a souvenier.

Guy: what was it?

Friend: an Amazonian MudBall!
by apishfiend123 August 10, 2012
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Amazonukah

A celebration that can last up to weeks after Christmas, where late shipments still arrive in the mail many days after they were ordered online.
Amazonukah lasted 17 days after Christmas this year as many of my gifts were coming from Santa's new workshop conveniently located in China due to it's cheaper labor.
by I got you back December 23, 2014
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Amazon Predator

a person who stalks something that was ordered on Amazon through every step of shipping
mother: son, I think your father is cheating on me.
son: why do you think that ?
mother: well (sighs) I was on the computer yesterday and when I logged on, waiting on the screen was your father's email. None of which were open, except for the ones titled Amazon . Do you know who this amazon is son?
son: (sigh) mom, good news dad isn't cheating he's just an amazon predator

mom: oh dear he stalks children?
son: no mom! Ew no! He just stalks his packages that he orders online
by OG grandma May 27, 2015
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amazon package

When you find out his dick was mostly padding stuffed in his boxers...
I took him home, only to find out it was an amazon package!
by My cock! March 9, 2016
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Amazon Prime and sexy time

Girl: Netflix and chill?
Boy: I have something better
Girl: what?
Boy: Amazon Prime and sexy time
Girl: *takes her clothes off*
by RuleZzY September 23, 2016
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amazon-go

To shoplift an item.
I'm about to amazon-go this snickers bar.
by Jaker17 December 6, 2016
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